Where's the garlic?

[Peripheral]

Oh mother in law, what big teeth you have.
YESSS, All the better to bite your neck with.

 

[MoodyBlue]

Where oh where did South Yorkshire's version of Peter Cushing buy that syrup ??????......
I think it is plugged directly into the mains !!!!!.......
X!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Oh mother in law, what big teeth you have

She been giving you trouble again Peri? You spent all that time growing tomatoes , strawberries , raspberries and she comes along the path next to your garden and with those teeth scoffs the lot as she can eat them through the mesh fence .

 

[Peripheral]

She been giving you trouble again Peri? You spent all that time growing tomatoes , strawberries , raspberries and she comes along the path next to your garden and with those teeth scoffs the lot as she can eat them through the mesh fence .

That's true Captain, I think she's related to Ken Dodd.