Jack, our new dog.

[Peripheral]

Our new Jack Russel terrier, Jack, is such a clever little doggy. I had to go to the toilet and when I got back,..... well the picture tells it all.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

.....................or Daddy don't tell Mrs Peri I have been lying on her pastry to make the sausage rolls for the Church Fete

 

[Peripheral]

That's good Captain. Just one thing, he is a Jack Russel not a sausage dog.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

If he eats the calorific sausage rolls he could be a weighty wire haired Labrador

 

[JBCat]

Did that turn into Jack's place, then??