If Compo were a poet

Or Mr Simmonite may have also scrawled the following...


Nora, Nora, Nora...
I don't wanna bore yer.
Tha's Audrey Hepburn in Curlers tha knows,
but them wrinkles they has to goes!

When tha's sweeping me wiv that brush,
my heart gives me an alrighty rush.
Just say the word and I'll be round,
Wally made promise to keep you thee safe and sound.

It may have been the very day after you wed,
but he wanted me there instead.
No one does any better fruit cake or buns,
from you it won't be me that runs.

Life goes on and I've never grown up,
too many drinks perhaps to sup,
Having spent most of my life in Holmfirth,
the best thing to happen was your birth.
 
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