Peripheral
Dedicated Member
Hello Good Morning and where the heck are my underpants?
I remember taking them off last night to get into bed. TO SLEEP that is. Those days are long gone, just like my underpants. There's a clean pair in the drawer so no problem there. Now, my trousers. Oh no, they have also disappeared. Where on earth could they be? Just a minute, my wife is calling me.
"If you are looking for your underpants and trousers they are where you took them off last night, in the front garden when you took Jack out. You took them off out there because he peed on you".
My memory is getting worse
. Must be the new pills the doctor gave me. I'll be back later when I remember who I am. 
...Thingy....
I remember taking them off last night to get into bed. TO SLEEP that is. Those days are long gone, just like my underpants. There's a clean pair in the drawer so no problem there. Now, my trousers. Oh no, they have also disappeared. Where on earth could they be? Just a minute, my wife is calling me. "If you are looking for your underpants and trousers they are where you took them off last night, in the front garden when you took Jack out. You took them off out there because he peed on you". My memory is getting worse
. Must be the new pills the doctor gave me. I'll be back later when I remember who I am. ...Thingy....