Cow Puns

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
Cause the Cow has the Udder.

Where do cows go when they want to have a night out?
To the MOOO-vies.

Why don't cows have any money?
Cause Farmers Milk them dry.

What do you call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated
 
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