Bed sores

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Hello, I am having problems with doing too much sitting down and laying down. I have developed bed sores on my sitting on gear. It can get serious but steps are being taken to help the situation. As per normal I have been looking for a funny side to the situation. Here is my first attempt. There will be another one shortly.

Hey Jack, have you seen the spots on daddy's bum?

Seen 'em? The cheeky sod wanted me to lick 'em for him. I told him 'No Chance, I've got all on licking my own bum'.