A QUICK COVID MASK

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If you get caught out not wearing a mask then tell your wife to take off her tights and PRESTO, instant face covering.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

You could pass for Barry or Herman Teesdale/Morton Beamish but don't expect a cuddle Peri , Mrs P is likely to cuddle your napper with a rolling pin !

 

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You could pass for Barry or Herman Teesdale/Morton Beamish but don't expect a cuddle Peri , Mrs P is likely to cuddle your napper with a rolling pin !

OUCH, you're right again Captain.