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I am not going to WALES ! Did it once and spoilt a WHOLE day!:eyesroll:

Didnt he have 3 ! o_O

What did the succulent say to his wife ?.........................ALOE VERA ! :08:

What do you get if you cross a pig with a centipede ? Bacon and legs !!:08:

Why did Shakespeare write his plays with a quill pen ?? He could not decide which pencil to use ! 2B OR NOT 2B ! :fp:

Have you heard about corduroy pillows? ........They're making headlines ! :fp:

What if someone slaps you at a high frequency?? .................... It HERTZ !! o_O :fp:

I write songs about sewing machines .............I' m a Singer song writer !:08:

ONE CREAM CAKE............................What was the episode where Nora thinks she 's getting the Cream horn only to find she gets the bottom 2 inches. Someone else gets the rest.!o_O:confused2:

What noise do's a train make? A low commotion ! :08:

When CLEGG is busy in IRONING DAY ?:confused2:

How would you catch a Flamenco dancer?..........CASTANET !:fp:

How do yodellers queue ?? In an orderly -orderly-orderly line! :fp:

LOST FOR WORDS was based on a set of books written by Deric Longden . Thora's character was based on what he'd written about his mother. Pete Postlethwaite played Deric in the programme !:)

Not offended just perhaps worried that we keep dissecting what I call escapism. I 've broached this point before and am worried that any complaints and or lists may put people off watching. :confused2::fp:

There are a lot of comments I agree with , a lot of teeth gritting moments and some characters I dislike. However I have said it before , are we in danger of taking the heart out of the show in general by nitpicking and making different lists. I am not saying it should all be sweetness and...

I'm UNDER house arrest, she's got me Do-it -yourselfin !:frown2:

:redface2: I'm your TOP Gear sort of person into TORQUE and TURNING forces. :eyesroll:

Who can drink 5 or 10 litres of petrol and not get sick ??......................JERRY CAN ! :fp:

I have a problem with Mcafee . I one day got a reminder from them asking me to "renew". I deleted it but a couple of days later got another reminder but this time it was from M . C. a.f.e.e.. I have been getting these mails sometimes every other day each time a different spelling. I just...