I'm definitely a Crum. I don't even have a tree or decorations. It could be a curry on Christmas day or whatever I can find in the freezer. On Boxing day I go to my friend's house and we drink beer and eat Christmassy snacks.
Ballad For Wind Instruments And Canoe... When they were carrying the canoe Clegg said he felt like a pantomime horse, the meat pie eating contest in the cafe, and I think Blamire mentioned the Isle of Wight when they were planning a route.