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    Makes you wonder

    And Charlie had a think, and he said, "Look, Fred I got a sort of feelin' If we remove the sealing the junction will still function "All right, " said Fred, "stand back lads" With his crowbar gave a mighty blow Was he in trouble, tarmac rubble , landed on the top of his toe So Charlie and me...
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    Aren't councils silly!

    A few years back we were on a day out had quite a few beers in the pub , it was a nice sunny day thought it would be a good idea to get a carry out from the offy and play bowls in the local park . After being ejected from the green following one of the party spilling Old Peculiar beer on the...
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    A Different type of Picture Quiz #4

    As well as Wordle and Murdle I started to complete the NYT Connections daily puzzles which is sixteen words with 4 x4 word levels of connections very much like the round on Only Connect , it can be tough but nowhere near a tough as these Conundrums Terry :)
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    Tesco Joys

    When i think of lyrics I think Ian Dury who could rhyme anything together , yes his lyrics in part could bordering obscene and challenging but its the sheer ability to rhyme words together deserves some admiration here's and example from Mash it up Harry Don't call Harry a human potato, don't...
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    A Different type of Picture Quiz #3

    I'll try Edie and the Automobile.
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    Names in Episodes Titles

    When he releases me he'll find a stark reminder of one of his favourite episodes ........... CRUMS
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    Names in Episodes Titles

    Does the Black Widow count? Yes it's Mrs Jack Attercliffe but they refer to her as the Black Widow.
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    Postal delivery

    Mine is interesting I live at the junction of two streets but not the last on my street , my neighbour's house on the other street is very close we share a fence at the boundary and for some reason the developer [the houses are the same age] decided that the number of both would be 43 and boy...
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    Compo and hats

    Does Brushes at Dawn count
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    Names in Episodes Titles

    Small Tune on a Penny Wassail , Am I mistaken again I just thought Penny Wassail sounds like one of Howard's lady friends from the past pre Marina, surely there's room for a Penny in Howard's chequered history :)
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    Argos has a Christmas Tree up already

    To qualify my :mad: I understand it to a point , the High Street continues to struggle so they need to boost footfall and sales anyway they can , it almost becomes a one upmanship contest who can start first . I had similar over a month ago at a local pub/restaurant , as I walked through the...
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    Happy Heavenly Birthday John Lennon

    I had just started work as a Cobol Programmer , on my 10 week training course. I recall it like it was yesterday, the trainer interrupted our training course to announce the news. There was just a stunned silence nobody really believed the stark reality , it was a shocking and such as very sad day.
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    Belt and Braces

    Sadly will need to chase up the episode I think it is. Tom and Smiler are to become cowboys and Tom is trying to kit out Smiler who has braces on by giving him a belt and using a silver picture frame as a glam belt buckle.
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    Aren't councils silly!

    Tap you bank card on the card reader , tap dance with joy if it ever works :)
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    Conkers

    I did , also Cannon was a favourite , two sides 15 yards either side of a tin can with sticks on , tennis ball, whichever side who hit the can and dislodge the sticks is ON . The aim for that side , to get the can and sticks back upright without being hit with the ball , the other to hit you...
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    Names in Episodes Titles

    Barry in danger from Reading and Aunt Jessie.
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    Bit Sore

    Its the cost of that pain, effectively you pay the dentist to inflict pain with side effect that the troublesome tooth is removed . The sheer expense of the treatment makes your eyes water even more . Bobby Thompson perhaps summed it up best :- " I went to the Dentists for a checkup the other...
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    Names in Episodes Titles

    Sinclair and the Wormley Witches
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    Whoopsy

    Airbrushing things in and out reminds me of Kryten's shocking comment in Red Dwarf episode when they crew beam down into Dallas and Kryten says " We could go behind the grassy knoll and shout Duck" . these photo edit packages are ingenious . Regarding filming gaffs this site records them worth...
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    Names in Episodes Titles

    two for one Will Stella find true love with Norris Fairburn.
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