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    Euro 2024

    Good morning everyone...or should I say "Guten Morgen !!!".......just a little message from your Scouse roving reporter.....having just returned from Germany..... As I stated in my previous posts.......any trouble is caused by a very very tiny minority.....I witnessed approximately 65000 England...
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    The Ladies Coffee Mornings

    Captain !!!!...talking of the wonderful Cisse and Ada let's not forget the equally wonderful Billy Connolly and Kenny Everett !!!......there were so funny and you could see they just loved working together......they would be laughing as they said their lines...only to be drowned out by...
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    Life lessons from the Professor.....

    Daisy..."it's not grounds for divorce being married to a Liverpool fan !!!!" Onslow "ARE YOU SURE ??????!!!!!"....I AM 100% BEHIND HIM ONN THAT ONE !!!!!!. X!
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    Spending Frenzy

    GIVE IT TO EVERTON.....SO THEY OWE A LITLLE BIT LESS.......OH...AND A FACE TRANSPLANT !!!!!. X!
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    R.I.P. Donald Sutherland

    The co star in on of my favourite music videos......Kate Bush's Dad in the amazingly good epic........ "CLOUDBUSTING". The video is absolutely brilliant !!!!.......and Donald was his usual exceptional self........have a watch and see if you agree. X!
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    Euro 2024

    The problem is we will be going round in circles for ever my Cornish friend... It is estimated that throughout the U.K. that there is approximately 2 million people who watch "their side" every week......there are those [a small minority] who seek to confront other supporters with the same...
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    Euro 2024

    I always find it funny when people have such a dislike for our national game...... I know and understand about the "overpaid prima donnas" argument but it brings such joy and happiness to so many people......from supporters of Premier league teams [like me and The Captain] to fans of clubs who...
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    Bryant and May -- A LOTSW Vibe!

    The original "Bryant and May" factory used to be in Garston,Liverpool......it employed hundreds of local women and men....but unfortunately......to people not working on the site the smell of Sulphur was unbearable !!!... but the people who worked there they were so used to the smell they...
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    Hermione

    She beat him at darts,dominos and arm wresting...and he never even had the opportunity of a rematch !!!!.....every time I see Smiler I always think about the time in the cafe when he bought the lads 3 sticky buns.....and then proceeded to tell them about the conversation he and his wife had in...
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    Open All Hours pilot episode

    I will reitterate this tale......simply because it is a "claim to fame [ish]" point !! [ish !!!]!... Although I am from Liverpool I had a friend who was from Balby in Doncaster who supported Everton...... He invited me to his house to stay the night before we played Leeds at Elland Road.......I...
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    Marilyn or Matt?

    "A BIT LIGHT ON FAT.....BUT QUITE TASTY"...... "I KNOW I AM...BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BUN ?".....THE FIRST HUMAN BEING TO BAKE "OWER NORA" A BUN !!!!!!. X!
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    What other forums are you on?

    Our show is an intrinsic part of my being.....it makes me [and us !!] happy when skies are grey.....without is I would be a rudderless ship.....it keeps me sane.....it give me invaluable life lessons and gives me a glimpse into a world I would LOVE to reside in. I NEED to watch it every...
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    Your favourite quotes from Last Of The Summer Wine. I'll begin

    "IF HE GOES ANY LOWER HE WILL FALL FLAT ON HIS WOODBINE......HE HAS A TERRIBLE TIME CALLING "HOUSE" AT BINGO !!!!!!!"
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    Your favourite quotes from Last Of The Summer Wine. I'll begin

    "I WILL SAY ONE THING.......TRAVIS DOESN'T BURN MUCH RUBBER !!!!!!!!!" X!
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    The days soon go

    A near impossible role to fill for Tom.....everywhere he looked he would have seen Bill. Maybe he tried too hard at the beginning [for he had absolute impossible boots to fill as an acting "Owen"] but I feel he morphed into his character with the help of Auntie and Smiler.....never...
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    Pigeon safety 101

    The best thing about "Our Wally" was his smile.......to people outside our world to think of Wally Batty is to think of a hen pecked downtrodden man.......BUT WE KNOW BETTER !!!!....IT IS OUR LITTLE SECRET !!!!.....he was a man who's smile was brighter than Blackpool Illuminations !!!....it lit...
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    Leaving on a Jet Plane

    First flight......1978.....into communist Prague !!!....to watch Everton against Dukla Prague......met at the airport by armed police.....put onto a bus with thick mesh windows....taken straight to ground......kept in for over an hour after the match....then put back on bus....with armed...
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    A little time out.

    A global family....a comfort blanket.....never mind Auntie telling Marina "you're never alone with a megaphone"......Amos....."YOU ARE NEVER ALONE BECAUSE YOU HAVE GOT US !!!!!!!" XXXXX !!!!!
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    The Time Machine

    Maltrab !!!...I am going to have to bring it up again coz you have mentioned The Beatles !!!....Ringo Starr's mum [Elsie] used to babysit me !!!..[she was good mates with my nan !!!]......sorry everyone !!!!.....but blame him for mentioning "The Fab Four" !!!!!. XXXXX !!!!!.
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    The Time Machine

    1984/1985 !!!!...Brilliant music [including Live Aid...which I attended !!!].....brilliant fashion [the start of the football casual movement.....Fila,Tacchini,Ellesse,Lacoste,Cerrutti etc...] AND EVERTON BEING ABSOLUTELY THE BEST TEAM IN EUROPE !!! WITH NO POINTS DEDUCTIONS.....in the days...
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