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  1. onyx(John)

    Why Do You Watch Last Of The Summer Wine?

    A bit like Pearl, my dad was the main reason I started to watch. He grouched and moaned about just every other TV programme there was but he loved SW And it was about the only time you heard him laughing out loud at the TV.
  2. onyx(John)

    Brick Train

    "The piece celebrates the railway history of the town which formed one end of the famous Stockton to Darlington railway, the first public railway in the world to use steam locomotives. It depicts the record-breaking Mallard, which still holds the world record for a steam locomotive at 126 mph...
  3. onyx(John)

    Favourite Quotes

    Richard, I will not have you speak disparagingly of my compact kitchenette.
  4. onyx(John)

    more new videos ...

    Good one Leigh ;):D
  5. onyx(John)

    Summerwine Streets or Business names

    Aunties 10 Poundland shop.
  6. onyx(John)

    Summerwine Streets or Business names

    Eli's Opticians. Mind the step.
  7. onyx(John)

    Summerwine Streets or Business names

    Or Howard and Marina's Adhesives and Glue Store. No sniffing allowed on the premises.
  8. onyx(John)

    Worst Guest star

    Danny in A Quiet Drink was a very unpleasant character.
  9. onyx(John)

    Poor old Bill Henry

  10. onyx(John)

    Worst Guest star

    I think he was really poorly cast in this instance. He was a three time BAFTA award recipient and he spent a lot of his career in the theatre. I don't remember him in a comedy role before. He was awful in SW.
  11. onyx(John)

    US Summer Wine

    Mae West as Marina.
  12. onyx(John)

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    One of George's. Texting this from A &E, Turns out that the Dyson ball cleaner is not what I expected it to be........
  13. onyx(John)

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    How many cold callers does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you're eating dinner.
  14. onyx(John)

    The Summerwine.net music thread

    Notice anything unusual about this song, written about the beauty of the Peak District? Edit: This song is actually AI generated, it certainly fooled me. It is becoming impossible to tell what's real and what isn't now.
  15. onyx(John)

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    I was going to tell a time travelling joke, but you didn't like it.
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