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Eli's Coming.......what about a frozen dead ferret in a potato waffle box ?????. His previous owner must have been very kind to him because he asked Hobbo,Alvin and Entwistle to bury him in the local Churchyard !!. I think Cleggy was the person most close to nature......just look how excited he...

I am truly lost for words.....somebody who actually works for the council must have been considering closing the centre of our universe !!!......surely the people in power must realise just how much revenue OUR SHOW brings to the local economy ?????..... They should check the numerous CCTV...

.............."PASS"...... Compo's face when Foggy is describing Nora in her nighty is absolute comedy gold !!!..... "OOOOOHH I CAN'T STAND IIIIIT !!!!!".

Captain !!!!....I could tell you some stories !!!...[unfortunately the majority of them would have me under lock and key]......we used to get the Guinness ships directly from Dublin...when she'd berthed the captain would tell us we could have as much as we wanted !!!....so....every container no...

I think that when he entered the cafe and exclaimed that Nora has ordered him to go to a furniture auction/sale [ although as he stressed he would "rather be with me pigeons !!!!"] Wally thought..."right...I will teach her !!!"....and instead of going to the auction he travelled a bit further...

NONE FOR ME.....TWO FOR "DAISY" !!!!!!.

GET A DOG !!!!!......WE CAN'T LIVE ON CATFOOD !!!!!

Never mind those East German and Russian shot putters and Javelin throwers !!!......those "big fine lasses" from Yorkshire would have won the Gold Medal for Arm Wrestling at every Olympic Games !!!....and forget "God save our King" !!!....let's have "OUR TUNE" blasting from the loud speakers...

I have been thinking......our Smiler had no luck with Hermione or Bessy.....and didn't they both beat him at arm wrestling ?........and it seems to me that arm wrestling was a popular pastime between the sexes in our favourite place.......Nora beat Wally's Dad and the two "show girls" who Auntie...

I have just come inside.....I have been standing on the Quay.....supervising the discharge of a vessel.....the rain has been dripping off my shnozzer since 6am !!!...the wind is that strong we had to stop discharging because the crane was wobbling !!!...I am drenched down to my fancy boxer...

I don't think our velvet tongued lothario had got to grips with the "physical side" Maltrab !!!.......because he showed her that picture on THEIR HONEYMOON !!!.

Oh to live in the wonderful joyous warm comfy world of "Summerwineland" because as we all know.....although we see the roads and lanes are wet from a Yorkshire downpour or two it very seldom rains when our heroes are out and about.....in fact.....can my fellow Summerwine family members please...

IT MAKES US HAPPY,WHEN SKIES ARE GREY !!!!!. X!

I would take the giant stuffed red Macaw that sat on Compo's shoulder in the cafe.....it had magical powers that enabled our scruffy hero to sing exactly like julio Igleeoarsis.....sorry...I mean Iglesias !!!!. X!

Mabel......the "treasure" from the guest house in Scarborough had a face like a bull dog chewing a wasp !!!.....does that count ?. X!.

A song borrowed from my favourite group in all the world [with one word change] !!!........"Heaven Knows WE'RE miserable now ".

That reminds me WellyMan.... The scene in the cafe after it's "complete redecoration"....... IVY : "Do you find your husband boring ?"..... NORA : "OH YES !!!..........WE'VE A LOT TO BE THANKFUL FOR".......

Talking of vampires......remember Eli dressed as Dracula.....when he sprang through Auntie's door being all menacing and blood thirsty......asking Auntie "HOW DO I LOOK ?"...even Smiler dressed as a court jester looked scared !!!!!!.....and.....it is the first time I have ever seen a vampire on...

Talking of "honey bun" I remember Howard calling Pearl "honeybun"......to which Pearl replied [very loudly ]...."DON'T YOU HONEYBUN ME !!!!!!!". x!

A Yorkshire Terrier mate. X!