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    Edie and the Automobile

    The Defeat of the Stoneworm.
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    jokes bad or otherwise.

    just seen this on my twitter........ One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval France was to make her chase a chicken through town naked. they say medieval times were barbaric??? now they go on Jeremy Kyle!!! what would you rather watch?
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    Billy Hardcastle

    I always thought he looked younger but maybe he used Oil of olay or was on incapacity for a bad back. ;)
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    Andrew Vines book

    People don't always get on for many reasons its just a fact, it would be boring if everyone was the same. You can build up people in your mind only to find out that they let you down. Bill and Brian may not have got on well that doesn't mean they weren't nice people. There are lots of examples...
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    Royal Mail wording misleading

    i heard on the news that the police are going to offer private companies the opportunity to bid for areas to protect. so soon our local bobby will be our friendly local G4S guard. Just nightclub bouncers with name tags.
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    Pets

    5 years!!!! only had ours since last summer bloody hell....... i remember getting to look after the school hamster 'teabag' it was called, over the summer holidays and that was a real nightmare. it kept on climbing out of the cage and hiding behind the gas fire, mum and dad hated that thing and...
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    Pets

    We have a guinea pig called Linny. We only got this because my youngest daughter loves the cartoon Wonder Pets and the guinea pig in the show is called.........Linny. Mind you i've got to look after the dam thing though.
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    More funny lines

    Ha, yeah good old Wally, what a character also i think this was his last appearance.
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    Did anyone else feel sorry for Marina?

    I know real single couples like Marina and Howard. Why they put up with this nonsense is beyond me. Doesn't anyone know engaged couples who have been engaged forever.?? Or how about wives just like Pearl who put up with it and they are not fictional characters. It is sad but what Marina and...
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    jokes bad or otherwise.

    it was a shocker in the chris waddle mode
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    Are the police too eager to prosecute motorists??

    Sad story but not uncommon. My mother in laws brother was diagnosed with cancer last march and she and her partner took him to all of his chemo sessions at sunderland hospital. These sessions ranged in times of 30 mins - 4 or 5 hours, the new "parking eye" cameras in the hospital spotted her car...
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    Speeding over the years

    i had a transit van in my previous job and squeezing it through gaps was just part of the fun, well for us van drivers it is!!!
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    The careers of Wally, Wesley and Howard

    In one episode Wally tells compo he's leaving Nora and going back to his Mams, which begs the question how old would she have been?
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    Where are u all from

    I live near Durham! Just the Durham i'm close to is freezing in the north east of England :)
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    Cataract Surgery

    All the best, i'm sure all members on this site are wishing you well.
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    Summer Wine and Vintage Years

    He was also in whatever happened to the likley lads? he played Thelma's father. One particular episode i enjoyed was when bill gets caught in a hotel with his secretary, brilliant series.
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    The careers of Wally, Wesley and Howard

    Didn't Wally fight in the war? i remember the episode when he and Eli are taking outside the pub and one of the trio mentions that they were pals in the war? Episode may have been "when you take a bite, yorkshire tastes terrible" or something like that.
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    jokes bad or otherwise.

    Fake boobs are like apples!!!! If you bite to deep you'll be spitting out PIPs!!!
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    The Cheltenham Festival

    I know nothing about horses or racing, mind i did win £85 on Monty's Pass in the national a few years ago. It was just a lucky guess that one. Hope you win loads of dough :)
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    Holidays 2012

    We have no plans for any holidays this year, money is really tight for us now. I lost my job last year which practically gutted my family income, got employed again (still decorating) but on a lesser wage. Mind we did have a short break last year on a caravan site which was great the kids really...
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