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My brother in law got one off his mam for christmas, he's nearly 40!!

I believe the art of thinking before one speaks has died.

I agree with you on Car adverts, Insurance and Loan adverts, but what really gets to me is the toy adverts. Having two young ones, they watch these adverts for Barbie dolls that swim in the see beside beautiful coral reefs or dolphins etc, but don't realise its not the same in our bath!!!!

Hi, Ess know one will shout at you here if you do something wrong, mainly because none of us do anything right anyway! Only kidding, welcome aboard and happy sailing.

Obvious choice maybe John Sullivan, he created one of the greatest comedies ever and some other great ones. But me personally i really love Craig Cash and Caroline Aherne, the Royal Family is a modern classic in my eyes, it just sums up real working class life. Denise is just my missus, daft as...

Perhaps i am delving to deep into theory here, but what if Roy Clarke thought that because the characters are meant to be adolescent school boys, that climb trees and make daft inventions. Thus he thought maybe they shouldn't smoke anymore, because that takes away the school ground image he had...

I've another one for Eli - Can't see, baby by Jack Owens and blind Bud Spires. Smashing delta blues tune that one.

1. Problem child (ACDC) - Compo 2. Beast of burden (stones) - Nora 3. Prodigal Son (Traditional) - Foggy 4. Dazed and Confused (Zep) - Clegg 5. Downhearted Blues (Son House) - Wally 6. Gimme Shelter (Stones) - Sid 7. Love in Vain (Rob Johnson) - Marina 8. Baby i want you (Mick Taylor) - Howard...

When i was 12 or 13 i wanted to be Mike a man who lived opposite me because he had an old ford mustang. A real american muscle car from the 50s, a real gem that was, you could hear it starting about 10 miles away, oh! what a noise. It was red with a black horse painted on the bonnet. As for a...

Its Newcastle United barmpot. ;D

We've just bought a little baby lion-head rabbit, the kids have called it Panda because its black and white. I wanted to call it magpie because of my religion, but the wife insisted the girls get to name the bunny. I really love rabbits they are so much fun to watch and can be great house pets...

As i live quite near Beamish i have been quite a few times mostly school trips but have been with my children. It really is a lovely place. I remember going with my grandparents once and my grandad who was a former miner, telling loads of people about how he used to crawl along the coal face to...

it was busy on one occasion, can't remember the name of the episode but a rather big gentlemen had to pick Compo up so he could see if Foggy and Clegg were inside.

its never stopped raining here in the north east. Ever since the kids broke up for Easter, its chucked down for nearly 3 weeks. Not really unusual for us up here.

Blackbird was written by McCartney but credited as Lennon- McCartney, While my guitar gently weeps was written by Harrison with Clapton on lead guitar.

My favorite beatles song is 'A day in the life'. think it was released as a B-side to 'sgt peppers' and 'a little help from my friends'

I once called my wife Karen instead of Sharon with rather obvious problems ensuing. Took me ages to blag my way out of that. i speak rather fast so make regular mistakes but the wife just talks nonsense i.e ' i'm getting the bus to town because i've just missed the bus' is one example. She's had...

i think he worked for the CO-OP and just as a salesman, can't imagine Cleggy being able to fit lino.

Its such a shame that such magnificent animals like horses have to be put down through injury. I know maybe the animal may never recover properly but surely they could be handled with more care. Its always sad watching the national when you see the black screens propping up on the course, all...

It happens to me, i type to quick then have to go back to correct my mistakes.