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I know of four within one mile of where I live all part of Asian supermarkets and I have to say the various vegetables in the baskets look of high quality which i'd happily buy rather than obtain from a supermarket however, we have the Grainger Market in the city centre and I buy my veg there.

Happy Birthday Mr Clarke purveyor of beautifully crafted comedies, thank you .

Arkwright : Our Granville was off like a rocket at closing time I turned around an whoosh he was off. That's the third time he's gone off today . It gets so embarrassing one minute you're serving a customer then bang he goes off and I have to tell the Customer excuse me I'm just going to put our...

Our friends in summer wine country will be shifting from "e by gum" to "how much !!! nee buy gum "

Happy Birthday young[ish] Barry hopefully Glenda doesn't spill the [coffee] beans to the Ladies or you'll be asked in and have to face them:13::eek: Have a great day. :D

You need to be a gumshoe to order anything much detective work needed sadly I guess this has burst your bubble :fp:

In a similar vein Roy Clarke wrote into an episode of Still Open All Hours with the Black Widow learning to drive, although she was the OAP equivalent of a boy racer .

Warning!! I've not watched this so not sure if the lyrics have been altered because there are swear words in it but given this is about the persecution of new age travellers. I guess its expected given its a song from their perspective , but if you are offended then please don't listen to this...

I think its far better to stick to your roots and speak the dialect you have spoken and listened to since birth , cannot stand people who almost look down on people who talk with an accent, many of who have forgotten their birthplace and effect an accent to disguise their real voice , love the...

Not sure if there are any Wordle players on here but there is a new[ish] game on the block which started as a bestselling book called Murdle, which is basically a set of clues to solve a murder. The authors have now set up a daily mini game to solve a different murder each day . I started...

Stop that Castle

I went to a Slimming World meeting yesterday and accidentally dropped a whole xl bag of m and m's on the floor , it was the best game of Hungry Hippos I have ever seen.

Arkwright: I see George Madeley got a first for his Brussel Sprouts Granville wishing he was a fighter pilot Granville: I can't see that coming over the squawk box at 20,000 ft "Hello Tango Red Leader urgent message George Madeley got a first for his sprouts" or George is at the hospital and...

Bill I think refined his voice over the years when he started out he was a real cor blimey cockney so it should be Barf or Laugh in rhyming slang

To be fair the weather is so inclement and bitingly cold there will be very few ladies riding on the back of a horse with no clothes on hence the lack of Lady Godiva's :08::fp:

When the gent comes in the shop who Arkwright thinks is Granville's father Arkwright: You wouldn't want to live in a place where they have to b-b-boil water Hungarian: Ber-Boil Arkwright: He's from abroad and even he stutters , speaking in a foreign t-t-tongue Hungarian: Ter-Tongue

An Englishman has the sea in his blood alongside Brown Ale and Fluoride.

I glanced at this quickly and I thought Cleggy had married Edie Pegden [having both lost their partners] :13: my eyes finally focused and realised what the story was actually about :)

Granville: This suit is much easier to iron than your last one , it was so shiny it was like going down the Cresta run. What happened to your old suit? Arkwright: Nurse Gladys made me give it away to charity , right now there is a tribesman in North Africa dressed in a pinstripe suit wondering...

Surely every can is cheaper whichever size you buy , it's in the name WD40 - with discount 40% :fp::tw: