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  1. Roger

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    My computer lets me save up to a dozen videos of musical concerts. It has a 12 gig memory.
  2. Roger

    TV within Summerwine Land

    Sam's neighbour with the little dog was watching TV in Getting Sam Home.
  3. Roger

    TV within Summerwine Land

    You do see the TV in Spring Fever but only briefly. You see it showing the BBC1 test card indicating that he had been watching it until the end of transmission.
  4. Roger

    TV within Summerwine Land

    Pearl and Howard's TV and video recorder in Camera Shy.
  5. Roger

    TV within Summerwine Land

    Compo was watching TV in Small Tune on a Penny Wassail
  6. Roger

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    My friend keeps setting fire to Belgian Detectives, he's a Poirotmaniac.
  7. Roger

    Irreplaceable?

    Morton Beemish was not as good as the original repo man Herman Teesdale.
  8. Roger

    Did they hire it ?

    It was the same in Tarzan Of The Tow Path. there was no explanation about where they got the boat from.
  9. Roger

    Hard to believe

    Time flies when you're enjoying yourself.
  10. Roger

    Young Hyacinth

    She was quite a looker in her day.
  11. Roger

    Evri are the worst

    My village was on the BBC news this morning... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy9qr5lgrpwo
  12. Roger

    Speaking of Chocolate.

    Milk and white chocolate together. I don't remember that.
  13. Roger

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    Got in a fight with a sea creature that I thought was my friend, turned out he was anemone.
  14. Roger

    Rain

    Very wet and windy here. :(
  15. Roger

    Another Year Gone

    Happy New Year everyone. :)
  16. Roger

    You can pick only One

    Used to be called Opal Mints.
  17. Roger

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    Whenever I take a sip of my Evian it comes straight back up. It must be spring water.
  18. Roger

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.
  19. Roger

    A sensible EU directive for a change.

    I know we shouldn't get political on this forum but I've never been in favour of the EU or the so called 'Nanny State' where politicians restrict our personal choices. Manufacturers should be able to use whatever connector they chuffing well like and if consumers don't like it, they won't buy...
  20. Roger

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    I've decided to marry a pencil, can't wait to introduce the parents to my bride 2B.
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