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    jokes bad or otherwise.

    this did make me chuckle:
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    New Tricks

    Somehow seems that football has never been away, particularly up here in Scotland. But at least we have a World Cup in the real men's game, Rugby Union, to which to look forward.
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    New Tricks

    The iPlayer step for you!
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    New Tricks

    Great opening episode last evening.
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    The Santry area of Dublin - could only happen in Ireland. An escapee from a fairground:
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    Connections with As Time Goes By

    Thought I would join in this interesting discussion and use this quote as a starting point. It is that point about LOTSW and 'As Time Goes By' not being mentioned in the same breath. Let's start with a definition of comedy: A dramaticworkthatislightandoftenhumorousorsatiricalintoneandthat...
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    This will set the cat amongst the pigeons: After WWII the US navy surpassed the Royal Navy to become the world's largest. A US warship encountered a British one the same day this was announced and sent the following signal:..... "What's it like to be in the world's 2nd biggest Navy ?" To...
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    Most annoying modern day gadgets. Tv show. anything really

    Sorry to be a bit controversial, but when folk come out with statements like this I am just prompted to ask them to propose an alternative. I am much minded to quote another wise man (though admittedly not always so), Churchill: "“Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in...
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    Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!" Center: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees." TWA 2341: "Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Center: "Sir, have you ever...
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    Allegedly, while taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?! I...
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    Forgive concluding bad language but reminds me of one I posted before: Allegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from...
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    Two little old ladies, Connie & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For £10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streakthrough that...
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    The Great Spike Milligan

    Thanks for bringing this book to my attention. Just ordered a second-hand copy from Amazon though note it is specifically The Old Testament. Was there a New Testament?
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    Windows 10

    Will look forward to your reports. No sign of it yet for me.
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    Father Brown ?

    Presume that for 2013 you are referring to three series, 35 episodes. According to this from BBC there will be a fourth series: http://www.bbc.co.uk/faqs/father_brown
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