You gotta be kidding!

[gothic]

I received an email from my online shop, proudly announcing they were issuing me with a very special voucher, specially just for me!

 

[RickAns]

Drinks and sweets are on you tonight after that windfall!

 

[maltrab]

Be round soon Tony for a share out

 

[Adrian Morris]

Remember you have to take out admin costs before you can redeem that.

 

[Pearl]

Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves

 

[BruceC]

Mums boss (a Dr) had a refund cheque from medicare for $0.01 framed and on the wall in his surery.. would have cost medicare $5 to process and send
would have cost the Dr $5.00 to cash ihs $0.01 cent cheque...

Automated systems have a lot to answer for.