Pearl's latest activity

Taking a note to the corner shop and asking for 5 fags!

Actually that was the idea but had no clue what we were doing and when we did read the destructions we were even more confused. He came down and it took him 5 minutes!

We bought our son one for Xmas one year, xmas eve we were trying to set it up and got so annoyed, tired and flustered with it we got him up at 2am to set it up for himself for the morning! He was delighted.

John has volunteered to bake fresh pasties and sing some soothing song for Tony while he goes through this. Good luck Tony.

If I had a Travis I'd be in solitary confinement with 3 meals a day and walk for an hour everyday in the yard.

We usually go together because if I send him with a list he makes worse substitutions than Tesco! No washing up liquid! 2 bottles of beer will do! And on one occasion I sent him to buy toiletries for me I had to send him with...

Little prickerly pillocks.

It made Australian news channels

If mine starts getting chatted up just shout over "don't forget you'll need to wash his socks " that generally kills any mood.

There's an elderly couple that go to our local shopping centre, they must be in their 80s. He holds her hand all the way round carrying shopping and helping her reach things, they walk around with the same shell shocked expression that...

I'm selling a car £150 if anyone is interested! Several very uncareful owners if you want to sit in the back seat you either have to climb over the front seats or go through the boot, mot runs out in 2 weeks and it definitely won't pass...

I know! Technically there were 2 in the episode.

I like watching xmas specials in heatwaves, helps me not to desend into dispare and to remember the cold dark wet days will soon be back. Obviously it would be better without all the xmas cheer and nonsense but we can't have everything

I can't tell you anything about tanks but if you have a spare day in Dorset go to Monkey World.

One disk 5 days a week, in sequence starting off with First of the Summer Wine but I only go as far as There Goes the Groom.