Pearl's latest activity

When it comes to John and tricky issues with me, I mean " ladies " he runs faster than you for hills.

@onyx(John) @maltrab oh so he gets a Topic but I'm stuck with mouldy yoghurt all over the hallway. I see how this is going!

Must be The Flag and it's Snag so.

Seems your second go to help is a bit smarter. If Terry offers you the yoghurt don't take it, up the anti a bit ask for a Mars Bar.

I'd demand a refund.

An idiot obviously ;) ️

I'll give you a clue, think of flags and donkeys.

Sorry John it's neither of those, Sid wasn't in the Seymour episodes. Who's your help?

And you know this how?

Don't fall for it Roger! It's a scam, all you get is a plain yoghurt from Aldi with food colouring added plus he doesn't wrap it so all you get is an angry postman who's bag is covered in brown yoghurt and your neighbours hate you...

I've had his prizes before and it usually ends up with me washing carpets or washing pots.

That like when you were little and thought quicksand was going to be a bigger problem.

Good because I DON'T WANT ANY.

I DON'T WANT ANY!

Bicycle Made of Three.