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I hated cross country! Middle of winter in gym skirt and t shirt, it wasn't the cold in minded it was the gym teacher in tracksuit, scarf and hat that piddled us off, evil witch she was. As for scarf and gloves we wear what we used to...

Oh and Howard thought Pearl had hired a detective

Oh it's a button. Got it now.

Auntie sold Clegg a cup and saucer. Smiler was selling black ice cream.

Howard gets his fingers stuck in the letterbox Foggy says to a bloke outside Aunties, something makes the tea make look civilian I can't makeout what the top picture is, sorry. The ten pound note is what Howard paid Compo to sabotage...

"Falls exhausted on the floor "

Camera Shy

Clegg says, you remember when you had to press button B to get your money back? Well I never got past A Compo had a girlfriend that worked for Wimpy And he says, she's got a lot of Joan Crawford in her. Come on @Roger

This is annoying because I know it but it's not in my brain!

I think it's a Geordie thing, I've never owned a coat, I got my genes from my parents, made of tougher stuff, I wear t shirts all year round.

Of course he was, if wasn't he would be now

I am to be fair

Is Jeremy Quite Safe?

How to clean your pipes

Das Welly Boot?