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"And the moon shines bright as I rove at night To muse upon my charmer" Robert Burns

Creepy :oops:

Folk punk

Never mind the wrinkles. Here's the ancient sex pistols

Summer Wine stuntman Stewart Fell's Wikipedia entry describes his involvement in multiple film and TV programmes but no mention of his work with the summer Wine series where he worked as a stuntman and stunt arranger in 27 episodes. In external links and references at the bottom of the page...

If you were a big drinker or a Tom fool you had no chance anyway

He should have had a spell in solitary for that comment.

Go directly to jail Howard. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200..

Sod has a lot to answer for..

The ones in our Supervalu chain definitely have a bit of an attitude. If you're a bit slow in bagging your groceries I swear I can hear an impatient tone like "would you please hurry to @#*@ up!"

Marina probably thought that ladies man Howard needed a manual just as much as Cleggy..

Howard's Way (of letter writing)