From an early episode, and I paraphrase - during the card school the members get up to use the toilet facilities prompting one chap to say " Its the first time all evening he will have known whats in his hand!"
I'm getting good at this maltrab. I'll not attempt the next one, to give someone else a chance to win. Do you think we could see the rest of your clues please.
A Quiet Drink? Ted was giving Marian some driving lessons. Marion: "I'm changing gear better." Ted: "More positive, that's true. Mind you, so you should be. You're using both hands!"
There Goes the Groom? I remember that's where Kris Akabusi's character had his milk float stolen, and at the ladies coffee morning, they were drinking sherry instead of coffee.