I said to my wife, "I know you're worried about losing your looks, so try this beauty treatment." Handing her a carrier.
She opened it and said, "There's nothing in it."
I said, "I know, just pop the bag over your head."
My wife asked, "If I died tomorrow, how long would you wait before sleeping with another woman?"
I said, "10 years."
"Aww really, why?" she smiled.
I said, "They'd probably let me out on parole by then."