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(Barry, don't listen to Pearl, say Keeping Britain Tidy)

Sorry Barry not that one

Sadly not the one Barry

Nice try Barry, but sadly no

Sorry Barry not that one

Please don't give it a " Nora rug clean with a Carpet Beater" type treatment or it'll be down for months.

Are we talking the male version of cleaning or the female version? Like are things on the mantle piece going to be lifted or just cleaned round?

As our chief fixer uper @gothic reminded me of website refreshes, I remembered that our good friends the Summer Winos have refreshed their site and added a few of their videos and other stuff. Well worth a look in as they do great work...

Surely it cant take all those hours to clean it look at the size of it!

I heard from one of my colleagues at my Internet supplier that they’re re-introducing “Internet Cleaning Day” on the 3rd December at 12:03AM The plan would be to shut down the internet and scrub it clean which should take no longer than...

Because the shop girl shouldn't be allowed near a toffee hammer and Foggys war wound plays up when Compo goes to get a knife.

Its sad the tour no longer runs. I did it a couple of times and still have the tour DVD that ive watched many times

The magnificent thighs of Ernie Burniston

A Landlady For Smiler... Compo says Marina will think Howard looks like a shorter Burt Reynolds, and Smiler buys the lads sticky buns.