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I remember the days song lyrics told stories and a good melody. You're right a lot of music is the same words on both verses particularly the new wave these days. Today you can hardly hear what they say because of the programming...

Just got my Onslo cap. Not smelling of beer, crisps or tobacco yet and I need to borrow a Mk 4 Cortina to drive over it a few times to make it look more authentic.

I'll try Edie and the Automobile.

Ok Dried Dates and Codfanglers. Howard and Marina crash their bikes, Seymour was using the screwdriver to get in the house and it was so hot a few summers back that they kept getting the divy wrong at the Co Op and married woman were...

£23 for the smiles and happiness the pictures will bring each month seems very good value to me Marianna :)

When he releases me he'll find a stark reminder of one of his favourite episodes ........... CRUMS

It's OK Captain that's where he hides his stash of biscuits. Save me a custard cream.

Captain, go stand in the corner of your room

My favourite line just after that is Clegg: Throw dates at you did she? Lucky for you she wasn't baking a coconut cake!

This clip I uploaded to YouTube 10 years ago is one of my favourite scenes. At more than 4 mins, 40 secs long it maybe wasn't all one take but it's so well executed it would be easy to believe that it was. Brilliant:clap:

The road name of the street were I live changes on a bend in the road. The street name sign for my road is now in front of the house that is the last before the road name changes - the sign was previously on their fence by their back...

I just paid £14 for postage on a £9 calendar. Before you think I was throwing money away, it's the 2026 Holme River Connections, so it's worth the money to support that organization, and as usual, the photography is gorgeous.

Our Postie had to verify my age the other day, the parcel contained a eclectic tin opener and was classed as a bladed item

Does the Black Widow count? Yes it's Mrs Jack Attercliffe but they refer to her as the Black Widow.

Mine is interesting I live at the junction of two streets but not the last on my street , my neighbour's house on the other street is very close we share a fence at the boundary and for some reason the developer [the houses are the...