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Thank goodness, I had the helicopter started and was just about to take off when apple sent the stand down message

So, doing a little cleaning in my lounge, polish in one hand, duster in the other, vigorously polishing all the surfaces, my wrist starts to go ballistic! Vibrating, alarm ringing and I look at my "smart" watch, which has decided I have...

To roughly go from Fahrenheit to Celsius subtract 32.

" The Bartlam residence, the "old pot n pan " of the house speaking!"

For me to update my car phone

So so pleased some of us on here were able to meet up and so so sad I was unable to be one of them . It sounds are really memorable day to look back on with sheer enjoyment and delight. To quote a line from one of my favourite comedies...

View from my room at the Huntsman Inn

On Wednesday I arrived at Sid's Café around 11am, I was really pleased the weather had cooled, I estimate there was a total 60 to 70 people inside and outside the café, it was great to see so many fans, some from the forum others from...

Hopefully I speak for all that attended that this was a truly excellent day with gorgeous weather and fun and laughter from start to finish. Thankyou.

Please ensure ALL trains from Scotland arrive in Huddersfield AFTER THE 3PM DEADLINE....when our quiz ends.......because a certian chappie by the name of ROGER would on the podium....with his gold medal in his hand....whilst singing...

That doesn't look like a rural area to me!

I cannot see any

Remember the Song for Europe episode of Father Ted where the host is dishevelled and is talking to Ted in some sort of incoherent Gaelic ending the speech with "Shave a Bullock" your analogy of cuddling a pig just made me think of that .:)

I like pigs! I might stay and cuddle the pig.