Your favourite Summer Wine line

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What's your favourite line from any episode of Summer Wine? Perhaps we could guess who said it and which episode it was in? Try not to make it too obvious though. Here's mine.

"Awww, they've all melted! It's like dipping your fingers in chutney."

 

[Roger]

"Awww, they've all melted! It's like dipping your fingers in chutney."

Wally Batty in A Merry Heatwave.

 

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Wally Batty in A Merry Heatwave.

Correct. I'm going to need to be really obscure to catch you out in future. Anyone else want to have a go?

 

[Peripheral]

How do you get marmalade off a ferret?

 

[Roger]

How do you get marmalade off a ferret?

Compo in Car And Garter.

 

[Peripheral]

You got it Roger.

 

[wstol]

Can't say the food was up to much.

...but the floor show...!

 

[JBCat]

[answer to
Can't say the food was up to much.

...but the floor show...!]

A Customer in "Who's Looking after the Cafe Then".

 

[Marianna]

Maybe we settle too quick for not enough.

 

[Roger]

Maybe we settle too quick for not enough.

Clegg in Of Funerals And Fish.

 

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[answer to
Can't say the food was up to much.

...but the floor show...!]

A Customer in "Who's Looking after the Cafe Then".

That's right. The one who received the "thumb print"

 

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We're getting some riff raff in here these days.

 

[dick]

Cant think of the episode for the moment ………………….CLEGG ..I'll just go and stand over there then , shall I ??

 

[Roger]

We're getting some riff raff in here these days.

Eric, the doorman at the tea dance, in The Black Widow.

 

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Eric, the doorman at the tea dance, in The Black Widow.

Correct. Why is it that I can't think of one that people find difficult? If this one's too easy, I'll give up and let the rest of you choose some for me.

"Who are yer. What is it?"

 

[Roger]

"Who are yer. What is it?"

Walter's Mum in The New Mobile Trio.

 

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Walter's Mum in The New Mobile Trio.

I give up now Roger. Now you can find one for me to guess.

 

[Roger]

I give up now Roger. Now you can find one for me to guess.

Sorry, I won't answer any more, I'll give someone else a go.

How about this line.....

What are you, a hole-filler's assistant?

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Keep answering Roger something to admire your sheer knowledge of the finest of detail about the show , you are a cut above man!

 

[JBCat]

That's right. The one who received the "thumb print"

One could just imagine that poor bloke turning up in Fawlty Towers too.