Summer Wine A-Z Game

[Louise Lawrence]

My God! You could frighten PEACOCKS with a sock like that.
They was reduced.

 

[Adrian Morris]

Will you be QUIET, girl?. You weren't brought up to discuss unsightly bulges.

 

[dick]

Seems REASONABLE to me !

 

[dick]

He eats the wrong STUFF ! Or STUFFS the wrong eats , (Seymour trying to improve Compo)

 

[Barrychuckle]

THEY'RE taking his TELLY again...…. - The very first words spoken in LOTSW!!!!

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Well, I hope it's not USEFUL - I hate USEFUL presents!
I only ever get USEFUL presents. I remember one year, our lass gave me thermal UNDERWEAR. You don't half know where you stand fascination-wise, when your wife buys you thermal UNDERWEAR!

 

[Roger]

Vampires! You never think of vampires wearing loud check suits.

 

[JBCat]

What happened to the wolf?
(from Potts in Pole Position)

 

[dick]

Only diesel saXophone in captivity.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Don't YOU ever think of me as a woman? A person? Am I always just a wife?
YOU'VE never been just a wife. YOU'RE about as much wife as anybody could handle. There's nobody had more wife than I have.

 

[Adrian Morris]

The characteristic little buZZy noise. Your modern earthquake starts with a little buZZy noise.

 

[Adrian Morris]

Interesting possibilities here for gentlemen of A sporting nature.

 

[Roger]

Bit of a load for a broomstick, isn't she?

 

[dick]

Illicit CARPENTRY !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

If she was attacked right in front of me eyes I'd have to stand there, helpless. Helpless! She could have the bloke mauled to DEATH before I could DRAG her off.

 

[dick]

Another cushion please EDITH !

 

[dick]

Learn archery lad ! Then we'll be ready when the FRENCHIES come

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Why is he not listening to me? Will you listen to me when I'm shouting at you!
GOOD GRIEF, woman, I thought we'd some tiles off.

 

[dick]

What was this woman like ?...………...HORRIBLE !, no worse than that !!

 

[Roger]

I wouldn't mind living next door to Julio Iglesias.