happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 May 14, 2019 #20,661 How did you get it in THERE? somebody left the gate open
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 May 14, 2019 #20,662 Its PENELOPE nelson and her curtain rod!
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 May 14, 2019 #20,663 I were guardin Gloria QUARMBY !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 May 14, 2019 #20,664 And now wash your hands , I've RUN you some nice hot water!
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 May 14, 2019 #20,665 Don't SPLASH! Have you ever tried dabbling in water without SPLASHING ??
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 May 14, 2019 #20,666 THREE people drowning wouldn't splash as much as you do !
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Messages 1,197 Reaction score 2,047 May 15, 2019 #20,667 Stiff UPPER Lip?. That looks like an UNTRIMMED flue brush.
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 May 15, 2019 #20,669 WHY didn't you tell me !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 May 15, 2019 #20,670 NORAH "I just want your honest opinion and you better get it right neXt time !
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Messages 1,103 Reaction score 2,748 May 15, 2019 #20,671 One minute we're here, the next minute we're gone. That's been true of YOU for YEARS!
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Messages 1,197 Reaction score 2,047 May 16, 2019 #20,672 It's such a doZy idea.
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Messages 1,197 Reaction score 2,047 May 16, 2019 #20,673 No, no, I want A smile, A nice big AFTER-dinner smile, not A spasm of indigestion!.
Electrical Entwistle Dedicated Member Messages 1,248 Reaction score 2,668 May 16, 2019 #20,674 Barry of the Building Society
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 May 16, 2019 #20,675 My Barry has COME to rescue me.
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 May 16, 2019 #20,676 Hello is that the DATING Agency? Have you got anything for me yet?
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 May 16, 2019 #20,677 Your ENGINE sounds a bit rough Barry
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 May 16, 2019 #20,678 FIFI, Come here you little!!!!!!
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 May 16, 2019 #20,679 You think you`ve GOT problems
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Messages 1,103 Reaction score 2,748 May 17, 2019 #20,680 Your old lady's dog is crapping all over the pavement. That's funny. HE usually sews it up in little bags and sends it by post.
Your old lady's dog is crapping all over the pavement. That's funny. HE usually sews it up in little bags and sends it by post.