dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jan 5, 2019 #19,761 Mr Utterthwaite is testing the EJECTOR seat !
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Messages 1,197 Reaction score 2,047 Jan 5, 2019 #19,762 So FULL of natural goodness you'd think he was a brown loaf.
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Jan 5, 2019 #19,763 It`s your round GET e`m in
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Jan 5, 2019 #19,764 HAVE you seen a dog come this way? What colour?
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Jan 5, 2019 #19,765 IT IS, IT`S Walley Batty
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Messages 1,104 Reaction score 2,748 Jan 6, 2019 #19,766 Right, take your JACKETS off. We shall all feel better for a free flow of air round the old shirt.
Electrical Entwistle Dedicated Member Messages 1,248 Reaction score 2,668 Jan 6, 2019 #19,767 Burt Kwouk
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Messages 1,197 Reaction score 2,047 Jan 6, 2019 #19,768 I was just asking this young LADY exactly that same question.
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Messages 1,104 Reaction score 2,748 Jan 6, 2019 #19,769 I can't even tell anybody. How can I tell anybody I've been MUGGED by a six year old?
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Messages 1,197 Reaction score 2,047 Jan 7, 2019 #19,772 Oh...he...he lacks any high altitude macho PIZZAZZ and whammy.
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Messages 1,104 Reaction score 2,748 Jan 7, 2019 #19,774 READY when you are Norm
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Messages 1,197 Reaction score 2,047 Jan 8, 2019 #19,775 If we're talking the wayward husband STAKES, there goes the favourite.
Electrical Entwistle Dedicated Member Messages 1,248 Reaction score 2,668 Jan 8, 2019 #19,776 That's a funny way to spell Howard.
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jan 8, 2019 #19,777 Oh him ………...UNDERINTELLIGENT !
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Messages 1,104 Reaction score 2,748 Jan 8, 2019 #19,778 We'll cancel with the VICAR. We'll tell him you've been called away.
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Messages 1,197 Reaction score 2,047 Jan 8, 2019 #19,779 WESLEY! WESLEY!. (In a posh accent).
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jan 8, 2019 #19,780 I should need a firmer promise than that Wal' before I went to any expense!!