dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Dec 20, 2018 #19,682 Hope you GIVE him a GOOD GRAVY with it !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Dec 20, 2018 #19,683 HOWARDS been eating scented notepaper !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Dec 20, 2018 #19,684 Looking at all the evidence , the man's an IMBECILE!
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Dec 20, 2018 #19,685 I usually go for the JUGULAR !
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Messages 1,104 Reaction score 2,748 Dec 20, 2018 #19,686 KEN KITSON
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Messages 1,104 Reaction score 2,748 Dec 20, 2018 #19,687 There's no pleasure LIKE LYING abed LIKE it used to when I was supposed to be at work
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Dec 20, 2018 #19,688 I was a Fawcett but not a MINNIE !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Dec 20, 2018 #19,689 I was NEARLY free till that fool threw me out !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Dec 20, 2018 #19,690 You threw me OVER the wall Howard! Think yourself lucky I'm ONLY throwing your bicycle !
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Messages 1,104 Reaction score 2,748 Dec 20, 2018 #19,691 I could murder a PINT
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Messages 1,197 Reaction score 2,047 Dec 20, 2018 #19,692 He has all the attractive QUALITIES of a second-hand surgical support.
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Messages 1,197 Reaction score 2,047 Dec 20, 2018 #19,693 dick said: I was a Fawcett but not a MINNIE ! Click to expand... Is that the same as a small tap?.
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Messages 1,197 Reaction score 2,047 Dec 20, 2018 #19,694 Louise Lawrence said: I could murder a PINT Click to expand... Me too!.
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Messages 1,197 Reaction score 2,047 Dec 20, 2018 #19,695 If it's not ferrets or whippets or the quality of the ale, they don't want to know ROUND here.
Electrical Entwistle Dedicated Member Messages 1,248 Reaction score 2,668 Dec 21, 2018 #19,696 Stephen Lewis
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Messages 1,104 Reaction score 2,748 Dec 21, 2018 #19,697 He's not wearing a TIE
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Messages 1,104 Reaction score 2,748 Dec 22, 2018 #19,699 If there's been a neglected subject in poetry, it's VINEGAR
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Messages 1,197 Reaction score 2,047 Dec 22, 2018 #19,700 WELL, she's no right to be so suspicious. I'm her husband. She should trust me.