Summer Wine A-Z Game

[daveb]

Tom to Barry (sitting on chaise lounge): "When you're ready to make up, all you have to do is turn and gaZe into each other's eyes."

 

[dick]

What ARE you doing ??

 

[happyjack]

She found what she thought was a BLONDE hair.

 

[happyjack]

When we were on the CAR CHASE. What CAR CHASE? Oh yes the CAR CHASE.

 

[happyjack]

Come on Smiler we have got to get you ready for the Tea DANCE. But I`m not going to the Tea DANCE.

 

[happyjack]

With EXTRA Anchovy`s.

 

[dick]

Thumbing through a copy of the FERRET FANCIER

 

[Beth]

Mr. Simmonite is GOING riding!

 

[Beth]

Take him into the HORSEBOX

 

[daveb]

Ivy to Milburn: “It’s IMPORTANT to make an IMPRESSION.”

 

[daveb]

Foggy: “Imagine, a head like a JAFFA.”

 

[daveb]

Foggy: “When peoples lives depend on KEEPING silent it becomes a habit difficult to break.”

 

[daveb]

Foggy: “Just the LONELINESS of the warrior...”

 

[dick]

Lets go for a nice brisk route MARCH!

 

[dick]

Whats in your pocket Howard ? .....................................Just a few NAILS !

 

[happyjack]

OH Howard, OH Marina.

 

[dick]

Well I did 5 PRESS-UPS ! That should count for something .

 

[dick]

This young lady was QUITE innocently caught up in this bramble bush !

 

[dick]

Nice brisk ROUTE march.

 

[daveb]

Nora to Auntie Wainwright: “Remember you’ll be STORING up treasure in heaven.”
Auntie: “But at what rate of interest?”