daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 26, 2018 #18,121 Foggy to Compo & Clegg (both hiding): “The things he could do with a bit of oX hair bristle.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 26, 2018 #18,122 Compo to Foggy: “YOU brought us all this flaming way and YOU don’t know?”
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 26, 2018 #18,123 His wellies could be haZardous to you health !
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 27, 2018 #18,124 Compo to card shop clerk (referring to Foggy): “Mavis, pay no ATTENTION. He’s not been the same since the ACCIDENT.”
Compo to card shop clerk (referring to Foggy): “Mavis, pay no ATTENTION. He’s not been the same since the ACCIDENT.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 27, 2018 #18,125 Compo: “I’m not having one of his [Sid] BLUNT knives.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 27, 2018 #18,126 Clegg to Compo: “It usually ends with you getting CLOBBERED with a tray.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 27, 2018 #18,127 Clegg to Compo: “A technique like that could be DEVASTATING.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 27, 2018 #18,128 Clegg to Compo: “Why doesn’t she get an ELECTRIC canary?”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 27, 2018 #18,129 Compo to Blamire: “You play your cards right and you could run your FINGERS through my hair anytime.”
Compo to Blamire: “You play your cards right and you could run your FINGERS through my hair anytime.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 27, 2018 #18,130 Ivy and Nora discussing Compo: “He GRABBED me in the kitchen this morning.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 27, 2018 #18,131 Nora: “Then I HOPE HE’S washed HIS HANDS.”
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 27, 2018 #18,132 Maybe you are just INADEQUATE Howard
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 27, 2018 #18,134 Theres a lot of good KNITTERS up there.
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 27, 2018 #18,135 There`s no oxygen up there, I know that, I was going to take a big LUNGFULL before I got there.
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 27, 2018 #18,136 You`ll never get MOUSE to by a round.
Beth Dedicated Member Messages 2,368 Reaction score 986 Feb 27, 2018 #18,137 Maybe he likes her better NOW he's. NEAR death's door.
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 27, 2018 #18,138 Since when have you liked ORANGES?
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 27, 2018 #18,139 Watch out Foggy`s got his PURSE out.
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 27, 2018 #18,140 He's QUICKER than you think. Feints with one hand then whops it to you with the other !
