dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jun 27, 2017 #16,461 What colour did you giVe him ? ..............Oh brown, I gave him some VARNISH to do the skirting board !
What colour did you giVe him ? ..............Oh brown, I gave him some VARNISH to do the skirting board !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jun 27, 2017 #16,462 OW do lass , I'm looking for WORK !..................Good !
Andrew D Dedicated Member Messages 656 Reaction score 1,248 Jun 27, 2017 #16,463 She (the former Mrs. Truelove) was eXceptionally talented at being nasty on the telephone.
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jun 27, 2017 #16,464 YESTERDAY was favours !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jun 27, 2017 #16,466 AND A Dewhurst up A fir tree !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jun 27, 2017 #16,467 I wondered if I could BORROW your BICYCLE
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jun 27, 2017 #16,468 Get a dog ,we CANT live on CAT FOOD!
Andrew D Dedicated Member Messages 656 Reaction score 1,248 Jun 27, 2017 #16,469 DON’T ask me, ask this great DOLLOP!!
Electrical Entwistle Dedicated Member Messages 1,248 Reaction score 2,668 Jun 28, 2017 #16,470 Electrical Entwistle
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Jun 28, 2017 #16,471 And no more FISH & chips
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Jun 28, 2017 #16,472 Oh GREAT, thats really GREAT
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Jun 28, 2017 #16,473 Go on Barry HELP my father
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Jun 28, 2017 #16,474 She`s got me doing-IT- your selfing
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jun 28, 2017 #16,475 Like I've been conscripted and always on JANKERS!
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jun 28, 2017 #16,476 Can you KEEP it at your house Cleggy ? Pearl will KILL me if she sees it !
Andrew D Dedicated Member Messages 656 Reaction score 1,248 Jun 28, 2017 #16,477 You can’t LEAVE me like this!!!
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Jun 28, 2017 #16,478 MEET ME at 7 at The MONKEY
Andrew D Dedicated Member Messages 656 Reaction score 1,248 Jun 28, 2017 #16,479 Alvin: It’s miles from any water!! Auntie Wainwright: That’s what NOAH said!
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Jun 28, 2017 #16,480 This is Sunray Major, OVER