Oh, you've discovered our (Cornish) secret...... we GROW our pasties!
The guys in the picture were obviously caught on some whistleblowers hidden camera in the process of planting the seeded pasties.
We'll find him and he'll suffer a fate worst than death...... he'll be made to eat pasties WITH CARROTS in!
I heard on the grapevine that you also grow your cream tea scones and there was a huge cover up last year when a farmer planted the seeds upside down and the scones grew with the cream on the bottom and jam on top when the story arose it was swiftly buried .
I thought Money grew on trees which is why I m so surprised that Auntie didn't have Smiler and Tom climbing them all the time . Alvin , Clegg and Hobbo gave it a go but they were short changed
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