mashibinbin
Dedicated Member
Whether you've an abundance of sweaters, going crazy on a skateboard or even jumping off a bus happy Christmas everybody! Here's a little something to the tune of War is Over...
So this is Holmfirth
And what the boys done
Auntie's screwed another one over
Compo wants a sticky bun
And so this is Holmfirth
The lads will have fun
The bossy and the scruffy one
The wise and the dumb
A very sozzled Dewhurst
And a happy wistful Clegg here
They're hoping Nora's in a good mood
Without any fear
And so this is Howard
as weak as he is strong
His plans are all poor ones
Meeting Marina is so wrong
Because of his missus
Whose instinct is always right
Oh no, here's another one
Mr Sibshaw can hardly fight
A very Merry Barry
Glenda's got more control every year
She hopes he's still a good one
even after all that beer!
And so to the cafe now
And what the ladies do
Smiler has absconded
Tom seems so forlorn
Ivy's invited everyone round
They're sure to have fun!
So this is Holmfirth
And what the boys done
Auntie's screwed another one over
Compo wants a sticky bun
And so this is Holmfirth
The lads will have fun
The bossy and the scruffy one
The wise and the dumb
A very sozzled Dewhurst
And a happy wistful Clegg here
They're hoping Nora's in a good mood
Without any fear
And so this is Howard
as weak as he is strong
His plans are all poor ones
Meeting Marina is so wrong
Because of his missus
Whose instinct is always right
Oh no, here's another one
Mr Sibshaw can hardly fight
A very Merry Barry
Glenda's got more control every year
She hopes he's still a good one
even after all that beer!
And so to the cafe now
And what the ladies do
Smiler has absconded
Tom seems so forlorn
Ivy's invited everyone round
They're sure to have fun!
