LOTSW Quotable Quotes

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Scrumpa

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"I suspect that quite a few things happened to Marilyn Monroe that aren't going to happen to Nora Batty." (Cleggy, Woolen Mills of Your Mind)

Have you found yourself quoting an unforgettable LOTSW quote in casual conversation? I have. This one crossed the lips just today:
"The whole process will be entirely painless..." (Seymour, Dancing Feet)

What are your favorite LOTSW quotable quotes?
 
Compo to Foggy in Barry's Christmas
"Anybody who was daft enough to want your advice wouldn't have the brains to dial your number in the first place."
 
Compo: "Tell us, Wally - What's the secret? What does Nora like in a man?"
Wally: "Total submission."
(The Odd Dog Men)
 
"Here, I hope you're not going to be one of them chain nonsmokers, Foggy, that can't finish not having one before you start not having another?"
(The Man from Oswestry)
 
"Oooooh. They lie instinctively. It buys them a bit of time until they can come up with a better lie." (Nora, Yours Truly if You're not Careful)
 
Edie: "We give them three meals a day and a clean shirt whenever they want one. If that's not showing affection, I don't know what is?"

From same conversation:

Glenda: "What did you do on your honeymoon?"

Edie: "You went to Blackpool, THAT'S what you did on your honeymoon, now drink your coffee!" :D :D :D :D
 
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