jokes bad or otherwise.

[dick]

Times New Roman.........................just my type !

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say!

 

[dick]

I knew summer had finally arrived when the heater in the car started working !

 

[dick]

The right eye said to the left eye " between you and me , something smells !"

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?

He didn’t have any guts.

 

[dick]

Old one..........................What do you call a magic dog ?? A Labracadabrador

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

What do you call an ass with 3 legs?
A wonky.

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo!

 

[dick]

In Communism a joke is no good unless everyone gets it !

 

[dick]

I'm no good at reversing the car and my wife will back me up on this!

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

A panda and a grizzly got into a brawl.

It was a bear knuckle affair.

 

[dick]

The people in Dubai don't like The Flintstones. , but the people from ABU DHABI do!

 

[dick]

Two heads are better than one except when it comes to buying shampoo !

 

[dick]

I once took my girlfriend to a Dave Clark Five concert. I enjoyed it, but she was" glad when it was all over !"

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

The cleaning woman has just quit her job.

She found grime doesn't pay.

 

[dick]

Seen in the paper.......................I'm hooked on my hobby, it's a pity that the fish aren't!

 

[dick]

Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can alter your life !

 

[dick]

I have been told that I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people .

 

[dick]

I asked a carpet fitter to do a runner for me . I paid him upfront and that's the last I saw of him !