jokes bad or otherwise.

A wealthy married man had an affair with a beautiful Italian girl and on his latest meeting she announced she was pregnant. Fraught with guilt he asked if she would return to Italy and have the child there . When the baby was born he said if you send a plain postcard with the word Spaghetti written on it he would arrange to transfer money to her and cover the expenses of raising the child until he or she was 18.

A few months later he arrived home from work and his wife mentioned that they had received a very strange postcard and she didn't know what it meant but passed it to him to read , which he duly did , turned white and fainted. On the card was written " Spaghetti,Spaghetti,Spaghetti two with meatballs one without"