If You Could be............

[maltrab]

Over the years there have been many guest appearances, if you could be one of them for just one episode, who would it be and it what episode.

My choice would be Captain Zero, he must of had a great time

 

[happyjack]

I think Poor old Vernie Sedgewick. He had a hard time trying to sell his magazines, and then getting caught by Aunty.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

It would have to be my nemesis Lieutenant Commander Willoughby [played by the brilliant Ron Moody ] flogging a map purporting to identify where my treasure is buried when it was purely a submarine sorry a sousaphone, a suburb you know ............. a trick. A Yorkshire Pirate I ask you , everyone knows I'm a Geordie!

 

[Marianna]

By default, I'd have to be Davenport, of Deviations With ...., because I once fantasized about exploring British public footpaths, planning routes of various lengths and levels of challenge, and writing guidebooks to them. Alternatively Miss Davenport, the librarian. I'd hate to go back to work after 14 years of retirement, but "once a librarian, always a librarian".

 

[Brian Johns]

Can only be one for me...COOPER! He has SO much to learn!!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

By default, I'd have to be Davenport, of Deviations With ...., because I once fantasized about exploring British public footpaths, planning routes of various lengths and levels of challenge, and writing guidebooks to them. Alternatively Miss Davenport, the librarian. I'd hate to go back to work after 14 years of retirement, but "once a librarian, always a librarian".

Marianna

As Davenport would you be happy to climb the trees directed by Foggy ? Fire Brigade on standby !

 

[Marianna]

Marianna
As Davenport would you be happy to climb the trees directed by Foggy ? Fire Brigade on standby!

Certainly not! I don't do heights.

 

[barmpot]

It would have to be my nemesis Lieutenant Commander Willoughby [played by the brilliant Ron Moody ] flogging a map purporting to identify where my treasure is buried when it was purely a submarine sorry a sousaphone, a suburb you know ............. a trick. A Yorkshire Pirate I ask you , everyone knows I'm a Geordie!

And I recall you end up in the arms of Marina ....

 

[dick]

My choice would not be a guest but a male regular. I'll leave you to guess who !

 

[amos hames]

Amos Hames. No contest. The one and only Bandit from Stoke on Trent

 

[barmpot]

My choice would not be a guest but a male regular. I'll leave you to guess who !

Good idea - I shall go for the security of a steady job which while boring will have some creature comforts from ........

 

[Pearl]

I think I'd be Compo's house keeper and mushy pea destroyer but only to wear those boots one more time

 

[barmpot]

I think I'd be Compo's house keeper and mushy pea destroyer but only to wear those boots one more time

You would also be able to flog his new suit which you took as well - but perhaps you might keep the tartan hat?

 

[Pearl]

You would also be able to flog his new suit which you took as well - but perhaps you might keep the tartan hat?

I tartan hat would be left where it was.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

mushy pea destroyer

Good training for your next OCR but maybe not so great training in wellies

 

[Pearl]

Good training for your next OCR but maybe not so great training in wellies

You have to superglue your trainers to your feet so I've no chance of doing it in wellies.

I had said I was doing one more but it appears I'm signed up to three already

 

[onyx(John)]

By default, I'd have to be Davenport, of Deviations With ...., because I once fantasized about exploring British public footpaths, planning routes of various lengths and levels of challenge, and writing guidebooks to them. Alternatively Miss Davenport, the librarian. I'd hate to go back to work after 14 years of retirement, but "once a librarian, always a librarian".

Which way to the bus station Marianna?

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Direction pointed out below

 

[Marianna]

Which way to the bus station Marianna?

Depends on where you are now and which bus station you're headed to.

 

[barmpot]

Depends on where you are now and which bus station you're headed to.

Would that bring me a new housekeeper?