Best one liners

I don't go astray. I barely get started and something goes wrong
 
Are you toying with my affections Howard?? :20:

We never have time for a toy.:30:
 
Blanmire; Had you got any more little goodies in your diplomatic bag.
 
NORAH......No you cant have a whippet!! Maybe its a wild one!:20:

WALLY.......It's friendlier than you are!! :( :rolleyes:
 
That's your father. Everyone else likes Pavarotti. He listens to engines!
 
I bet even Napoleon had trouble catching donkeys.
 
Cleggy: I am one of nature's non-competitors; I'd never be pushy enough to get in front of anyone.
 
Compo: I am like a viking?
Cleggy: They were short, sturdy, terrifying and repulsive.
Compo: I am; I am like a viking!
Foggy: Come, little son of Thor. ;D
 
If your tongue had a whole in it, we could use that for a needle.
 
Why don't you come on Sundays; we're closed on Sundays! ;D
 
Keep your mouth closed. Spare us the sight of the back of your throat that goes yakity yakity! ;D
 
She didn't then!! Tha were only passing at the time ! :mad: :13:
 
Cleggy: What I do when I am faced with a technical problem, I like to sit down and have a nice boiled egg.
 
You live life as though you have a complimentary ticket!
 
Truly talking about Howard; "George Clooney?, he's more like Rosemary Clooney"
 
FOGGY..........Is that a view or is that not a view??

Clegg...........You mean you don't know?? You bring us all this way and you don't know! :39:
 
My all time favorite one-liner.

Cleggy: Ah, don't tell me we've come all this way and God's not in!
 
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