Best one liners

[Nora's Hat]

Clegg: Three things you can't escape in life: death, taxes, and Auntie Wainwright.

 

[me2]

I don't go astray. I barely get started and something goes wrong

 

[dick]

Are you toying with my affections Howard??

We never have time for a toy.

 

[onyx(John)]

Blanmire; Had you got any more little goodies in your diplomatic bag.

 

[dick]

NORAH......No you cant have a whippet!! Maybe its a wild one!

WALLY.......It's friendlier than you are!!

 

[me2]

That's your father. Everyone else likes Pavarotti. He listens to engines!

 

[Beth]

I bet even Napoleon had trouble catching donkeys.

 

[Beth]

Cleggy: I am one of nature's non-competitors; I'd never be pushy enough to get in front of anyone.

 

[Beth]

Compo: I am like a viking?
Cleggy: They were short, sturdy, terrifying and repulsive.
Compo: I am; I am like a viking!
Foggy: Come, little son of Thor. ;D

 

[me2]

If your tongue had a whole in it, we could use that for a needle.

 

[Beth]

Why don't you come on Sundays; we're closed on Sundays! ;D

 

[Beth]

Keep your mouth closed. Spare us the sight of the back of your throat that goes yakity yakity! ;D

 

[onyx(John)]

She once threw a rent man at me.

 

[dick]

She didn't then!! Tha were only passing at the time !

 

[Beth]

Cleggy: What I do when I am faced with a technical problem, I like to sit down and have a nice boiled egg.

 

[Beth]

You live life as though you have a complimentary ticket!

 

[onyx(John)]

Truly talking about Howard; "George Clooney?, he's more like Rosemary Clooney"

 

[Nora's Hat]

Your problem is that Pearl always thinks you are in danger of losing your vicinity.

 

[dick]

FOGGY..........Is that a view or is that not a view??

Clegg...........You mean you don't know?? You bring us all this way and you don't know!

 

[Beth]

My all time favorite one-liner.

Cleggy: Ah, don't tell me we've come all this way and God's not in!