Uxbridge English Dictionary

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barmpot

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For those aficionados of I'm Sorry I haven't a clue - you will recognise some of these new definitions to words. :biggrin: :biggrin:

Allege: A rocky platform on a mountain

Arson: Our daughter's brother

Autobiography: A history of cars

Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do
 
Backward: Patient rooms at the rear of a hospital

Belong: To take your time

Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage

Burglarize: What a crook sees with
 
Carpet: A dog that enjoys riding in an automobile

Condescend: A prisoner escaping down the wall using a rope
 
Eclipse: What a gardener does to your hedge

Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist

Falsehood: Someone who pretends to be an American gangster
 
Grateful: What it takes to build a good fire

Ground beef: A cow with no legs

Handicap: A ready-to-use hat

Hari-Kari: Transporting a wig

Heroes: What a guy in a boat does

Hunger: What the posse did to the lady rustler
 
Intense: Where campers sleep

Kinship: Your brother's boat

Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humour

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass

Left Bank: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot
 
Midget: Centre engine of a three-engine fast plane

Minimum: A very small mother

Misty: How golfers create divots
 
Nitrate: Cheapest price for calling long distance

Copper nitrate: police overtime

Copper sulphate: what happens to a policeman's feet after a long spell of duty
 
Paradise: Ivory cubes used in monopoly, backgammon and other games

Paradox: Two physicians

Paraffins: Found on the sides of fish

Paralyze: Two untruths

Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

Pharmacist: A helper on the farm

Polynesia: Memory loss in parrots
 
Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does

Sherbet: A tip on a horse race or sporting event

Stirrup: What you do with cake batter

Subdued: a smart chap who works on submarines, man
 
Thesaurus: Ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary

Thursday: How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day

Trapeziod: A device for catching zoids
 
More daft definitions:

Cell Phone: How Amoebas communicate

Diploma: Da man dat fixes your pipes

Graveyard Shift: What takes place when an earthquake hits a cemetery

Install: Where you keep your horse
 
Nostalgia Buff: One who finds the past perfect and present tense

Optometrist: A person you have to see

Perfect Gentleman: A man of high principle and no interest
 
Quadruplets: Four crying out loud

Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don’t own, to make a dish the dog won’t eat

Thoroughbred: A carefully prepared loaf
 
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