Summer Wine Limericks

Peripheral

Dedicated Member
Do we have any limeriskists ....limerickers..... err, people who can write limericks among us? I think it would be fun to limerickize the stories of SW. in limericks. I thought about this idea in the middle of the night when I got up to take a 'comfort break'. I spent the rest of the night trying to think of an opening limerick. I finally managed to write one down on my belly with a ball point pen. This morning I hastily copied it to my keyboard with the use of a mirror. Unfortunately, it was the wrong way round and upside down. With the aid of my camera and Paint Shop Pro I have finally managed to get my feeble limerick to paper. The question now is, do we have anymore limerickers out there?
Going to catch up on some zzzzz's now. Here's my effort.............


Three old men did wonder
O'er hills to sit and ponder
There was Foggy and Clegg
And Compo's mucky leg
Whose love for Nora grew fonder :28:
 

Peripheral

Dedicated Member
At Nora's door old Compo was knocking
Nora inside was busy unlocking
She gave him some brush
And an almighty push
Then kicked him with her left wrinkled stocking :eek2:
 

captain clutterbuck

LOTSW Fanatic
Courtesy of the King of Limericks Spike Milligan Esq

I sent my legs out for a walk
To keep them strong and fit
They wouldn't go without me
So I made the buggers sit!

You must never sit in an Irish stew
It's a most illogical thing to do
But should you persist against my reasoning
Don't fail to add appropriate seasoning
 

Peripheral

Dedicated Member
I am having trouble with this one. Some help with the last line would be appreciated.

Compo and Clegg were walking a doggy
One night when the weather was soggy
They got lost in the dark
While in Holmfirth park
?:confused2:
Any ideas
 

captain clutterbuck

LOTSW Fanatic
Thought rather than limerick but have you ever encountered people who blow their nose excessively loudly ? Are they indeed the Elephant in the Room . I suppose I could attempt to stay on track

Billy Big nose blew his hooter
The sound ?? A sonic Boom
His friend Big Gob Gordon thought
There's an elephant in the room.
:tw::fp:
 

Peripheral

Dedicated Member
Ladies coffee morning


The chat was of the male gender
And Pearl was on a real bender
When asked who was sexed
Pearl really got vexed
Edie said 'Drink your coffee' to Glenda :29:
 
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