C
Chuffer Enwright
Guest
It really isn't all it's cracked up to be this Temperance Society nonsense you know! I've been a good lad and abstained for a while, and off the smokes aswell and I've never felt so grim. Tonight I necked a bottle of Red Wine and a few cigars and I've never felt so goo. It was like meeting an old friend! Be warned folks, not drinking is a terrible state to be in, I will sleep well tonight and wake up feeling no worse than I have for not drinking ;D