RIP Keith Harris

The canard vert has now been orphaned twice not so lucky duck . Read Keith Harris's obituary in which it was said amassed some £7 million most of which he blew apparently he was dyslexic and therefore could not read contracts thus in his lifetime he signed some real dodgy deals . When he first appeared on Royal Variety Show one critic said that Prince Charles probably wanted to put a gun to the duck's head after such an inept performance . Far from it he was invited to perform at William and Harry's birthday parties.
 
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