Railway Humour

[maltrab]

Spotted this on the railway diagrams this afternoon, with the heat problems LNER are having major problems running a railway today, I like what someone has typed into the Kings Cross platform berths, they must be really fed up with putting TBA so tried something else

 

[Marianna]

Funny! But I'm glad I'm not traveling to or from Kings Cross today.

 

[Pearl]

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Oh! Mister Porter, what shall I do?
I want to go to London Town
But the tracks have buckled at Crewe,
Send me back to London as quickly as you can
Oh! Mister Porter, what a stupid boy I am !

 

[barmpot]

Interestingly somebody I know commented that the trains in southern Spain are not slowing down for the heat! ~ we do not plan for extremes it seems.