Quotable Arkwright.....

[Louise Lawrence]

Granville! How many Ps are there in p-p-p-pepper? Is it 6ps or 7?

 

[Louise Lawrence]

This quote is from the pilot episode:
Granville, fetch your cloth! The swallows are leaving Granville and they're leaving it on our window. Get it off!

 

[Roger]

Arkwright's last words in his very last episode...

It's funny how helpless you feel dangling inches beneath the area's finest bosom and not a thing you can get a safe hold on, and believe me, I did try. Even in the depths of a very real predicament, I did try.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Whilst talking to Nurse Gladys about getting married Gladys enquires " Have you Really thought about it ??"
Arkwright " Think about it are you joking I think about it all the time I'll give you an example but this musn't go any further! "
" I was in the shop the other day serving Mrs Ellis with 6 oz of Smokey bacon "
Glady's " I love the comparison me and bacon!!"
Arkwright "You haven't heard the worse yet, I didn't realise until she'd gone , I let her walk out of the door with 6 oz of primed smoked back bacon!"
" ....................... and I'd only charged her for 4 !!!! "

 

[lotsw1984]

This is all that fire--damaged stock, isn't it?
The p--price was right!
How do you know if you don't know what's in 'em?
Because my hand automatically s--started to bid.

 

[lotsw1984]

I mean, how can you look debonair in a pinny?!
I saw the way things were going when you put r--racing transfers on your cycle clips!
I noticed when Sean Connery left, the trouble they had finding a new Bond,
I never heard my name whispered about.
I bet they never said, "Why don't we get Granville?" All I ever get is, "Granville, f--fetch your cloth!"
Listen, just mount your powerful, single--seater, gleaming black, sinister machine,
Double--0 heck?!
Get these deliveries off round the town.