My wife did something funny today, she came in with a few bags, in which were a pair of trousers for her and also a new top to match. Then she said because she had bought these for her, she had bought me a pastie!!! well i just laughed but her reply was classic, 'i knew you would laugh, so i bought you two'.
women, you've got to love em' but its true the way to a mans heart is through his stomach.
by the way they were traditional Cornish pastie's and bloody lovely.